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“I guess I’ll call Uber then,” Dove sighed, flipping through her phone.
And despite my best efforts, there always seemed to be someone there to remind everyone that I was a giant asshole.
“I’m meeting Ryan for dinner and you tagging along probably wouldn’t be the best way to make him happy,” Dove said, shrugging her shoulders.
Every so often we stopped to write it down before picking up where we left off.
“Wow, look at the time,” Dove said, glancing over at the clock.
No, it was her two-hundred-fifty pounds of pure muscle boyfriend that convinced me to change my ways.
He walked in just as I was basting his girlfriend’s cervix with my gravy.
Probably my biggest conquest was banging the prom queen, during prom, while her quarterback boyfriend waited for her to come back from the bathroom completely unaware that she actually had her legs wrapped around my waist begging me to fuck her harder.
Of course, that all changed when I picked the wrong woman freshman year of college.
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